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gukju:

xiaomitao:
kimjongin:
just remember that the reason your born is because your parents are straight.
my parents were both bisexual try again
i was raised by rocks with googley eyes stuck on them

(via metanite)

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

If my iphone restarts one more mf time 😤😤😤

shortheaux:

antisemitic:
Android privilege :)
my phone could shut off 20 times before i finish this text post, send my nudes to my parents and go from 100% to 20% and you’ll still never catch me using an android because i love myself and was raised in a good home

(via dickcheesewhiz)

(via dulect)

be your own daddy

(via alexander)

mayordog:

look at this fucken idiot go

(via plsbeyonce)

tyraspanks:

peta2:
They are precious lives, not meals.
*holds fish out of water*

(via meretriciousbatman)

Pokémon Platinum plot

goomdra:

10 year old gets sucked into hell

(via metanite)

missyay:

nazerine:
excessivecompulsive:
nazerine:
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

(via laughbitches)

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you
texting all day is not natural
force communication all hours of the day is not natural

(via bastille)